Art History Guide

Throughout the timeline of art, a historical figure would make a profound statement that would outlast the artist’s lifespan and nestle in the warm embrace of timelessness. And what boggles me is that this was before recording devices, like news crews and PR, who will wring you of a soundbyte whether you like it or not.

Even the earliest artists had quotes. The artist of one of the first prehistoric celebrations of women cut in stone even had a quote.

“Jesus, women are like, nature’s rubik’s cube. Or a bagel,” said the artist of Venus of Willendorf, which is dated around 24,000-22,000 B.C.E.